Fly Me To You 


East Coast, South and Midwest, only non-stop destinations 3 hr min. plus airfare 
West Coast, out West and Vegas, only non-stop destinations 6 hr min.  plus airfare

Dates require a 50% prepayment in addition to the travel fee. If we are not having a sleep over, an additional $300 will apply for me to book a room for myself if I am not flying out the same day. All dates reserved for travel outside of the US REQUIRE 100% payment beforehand, payable via bank wire or ACH. Unless it was paid beforehand, the consideration must be taken care of discretely in cash (large bills only), please, within the first 10 minutes of our meeting. Be proactive and read my "Ponder" page for expected ettiquette. This will answer all of your questions and direct you to the appropriate etiquette and my preferences for our meeting. My fees are not negotiable. They are up to date for 2018 and apply across the board for all friends, no exceptions.

In the event you must cancel within 72 hours of our date, your deposit will not be refunded. It may be applied to a future date, completed within 90 days. If you cancel with less than 72 hours notice, 50% of the consideration will be due within 72 hours. My time is valuable, please be respectful of it. Deposits or full considerations may easily be made in a variety of ways, including: cash, check, credit card, or ACH/wire. Credit cards for payment (+3%) in full are only accepted from trusted and established friends. In the unlikely event I must cancel, your deposit is fully refundable or held for our next date, at your discretion. 

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